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Friday titter...............................

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks,"Excuse me,do you have any widdle wabbits?"The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets downon his knees so that he's on her level,and says,"Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft,fwuffy bwack wabbit,or one like that widdle bwownwabbit over there?"The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels,puts her hands on knees,leans forward and whispers..."I don't weally fink my pet pyfon gives a phuk.

Carol Burge ● 6854d4 Comments

Hugh Telford ● 6853d

Groan...

Keith Iddon ● 6853d

It's dead of night. Silently a little balloon creeps into his parent's bedroom and steals up to where they are sleeping. He carefully unties the knot around his dad's neck and his father gently deflates. He then goes around the other side of the bed and unties the knot around his mum's neck. She also quietly subsides.The next morning, the brazen balloon goes into school as usual. Half way through the first lesson, balloon stands up, and to the shock of his classmates, carefully unties the knot around his neck: he begins to crumple.Fortunately, the teacher acts in a flash. She leaps forward, grabs the balloon and reties the knot before any real damage is done. She then frog marches the sullen balloon up to the headteacher's study.The head says. "Balloon, this is a complete disgrace. You have let your father down. You have let your mother down. But worst of all, you have let yourself down..."

Mark Loveday ● 6853d

Bloke comes home from work and his wife is naked in the bedroom with a pair of chest erxpanders,going at it like the clappers.'What in God's name are you up to?'he asks'I'm trying to increase the size of my bust@she replies.'Well'he says'You can put those away for a start...just rub some tissue paper between them twice a day..''That won't work!'she says'It worked on you a**e!'he replied

Keith Iddon ● 6854d