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Calling All Volunteers! The Orangery, Gunnersbury Park this Saturday 12noon-4pm

ORANGE ROCKCORPS: Gunnersbury Park Project Saturday 25th June 2011, 12 noon – 4pmGunnersbury Park, The Orangery, W5 4NECalling All Volunteers!Gunnersbury Park is a beautiful 75 hectare (186 acres) landscape of exceptional mature trees, open grass spaces and historic buildingsregistered as Grade 2* by English Heritage with 21 separately listed buildings.Orange and RockCorps have come together to help you to give something back to the community. Take part in Orange RockCorps and help transform the Orangery in Gunnersbury Park. Big old buildings don't come better than this!If you are free on Saturday 25th June 2011 between 12 noon - 4pm and would like to help the Orange RockCorps team to renovate the Orangery by painting, washing, scrubbing, varnishing and just generally having a jolly good old time, then all you need to do is register as a volunteer online at:  http://www.orangerockcorps.co.uk/ or call 0800 954 7625.  After you give your 4 hours, you'll get given 1 ticket to see some great musical artists.RockCorps is a pro-social production company. RockCorps uses music to inspire people to volunteer and get involved in their community. To date, over 45,000 volunteers have attended more than 20 amazing live music events. This is an opportunity not to be missed out on!!  This park exudes history, beauty and culture and this project will see the transformation of a currently disused building into a beautiful space. We guarantee you won't be disappointed. So come down and join the Orange RockCorps team as we take a step back in time! Note:• Registering online is essential: Only confirmed volunteers get all the details and a reserved place on the project.• You must be at least 16 years of age to participate in an Orange RockCorps project.

Rishi Joshi ● 5167d1 Comments ● 5124d

Warning for Streetcar users

I had booked a Steetcar between 7 and 8 am today, and as I had time at the end of my booking, despite there still being half a tank of diesel, decided to fill up.  However, when I went to pay, the cashier pointed out that the fuel card had expired at the end of March, which meant that I had to pay the £47.11 due.  I called Streetcar and was told that a refund would take 3 to 4 working days - interesting, because using internet banking I can now make an immediate transfer to anyone I choose within an hour, yet Streetcar apparently can’t, despite the fact that they are able to deduct funds from my account immediately I make a booking.  This situation is of course made more complicated by the fact that there are only three working days before the next long weekend begins.  I asked for an explanation as to why this situation had occurred, and was told that there had been a “massive problem” regarding the fuel cards, and that I was by no means the only one experiencing difficulties.  I pointed out that Streetcar had no difficulty in communicating with their members on other matters, yet hadn’t been able to warn us of this particular situation, despite the fact that it’s now nearly the end of April.  I can’t help wondering whether they are in financial trouble, but if they are, they should come clean instead of using their members’ funds to help them through their difficulties, which is what this amounts to.  So please be warned that if you have booked, or are intending to book, a Streetcar over the two bank holiday periods and need to fill up, you may well have to pay for the fuel yourself and can’t expect to be reimbursed for some considerable time.  In my opinion, Streetcar provides an excellent service, but this situation seems to show disrespect for their members, and is certainly less than honest.  I’ve made both ‘phone and email requests for an explanation of exactly what is happening with Streetcar but as I’ve waited all day and have so far had no response, felt that in fairness to other Streetcar members who may be unaware of this situation, I should post this warning without delay.

Arthur Owen ● 5226d1 Comments ● 5216d

Watch Brentford v Swindon for free!

Help out in the local community and receive a COMPLIMENTARY ticket to watch Brentford Vs Swindon Town on Saturday 9th AprilFootball Clear-Up has once again teamed up with Brentford FC Community Sports Trust to give Brentford FC fans the chance to take part in their second ‘Football Clear-Up’ event.The community based event offers football fans the opportunity to represent their club in the local community by volunteering for two hours on the morning of the match.  As a reward for their hard work, the volunteers will receive a complimentary ticket for them and a Junior Bee to the afternoons’ match against Swindon, where hopefully The Bees will be parading the JPT Trophy.To take part in Football Clear-Up and earn a free ticket, fans eighteen years and over, need to register at www.footballclearup.com.The ‘Clear-Up’ will be taking place at Riverside Lands, Chiswick. The event will see participants clearing debris and generally tidying up the area around the Chiswick Rugby Clubs Clubhouse in preparation for the all new 567’s Youth Football Tournament. The tournament is open to U7 to U14s and is being designed and delivered in partnership with Chiswick Community School, Old Meadonians FC and Lovell Partnerships LtdBrentford FC Manager Nicky Forster said, "The Football Club is delighted with this scheme, which reinforces our reputation in the community as a family club. Those taking part in Football Clear-Up will be rewarded for their hard work and commitment to the community, and I hope that the boys will put in a performance to make them proud”Andrew Bell, Managing Director of Football Clear-Up said, “We are pleased to be holding a second Football Clear-Up event with Brentford FC Community Sports Trust. We held a fantastic event last year where we helped to ‘Clear-Up’ the boating arches under Kew Bridge. We are offering fans an alternative way of watching live football which for a family can be expensive”BFCCST Chief Executive Lee Doyle said, "The Football Clear-Up ethos is about being fan inclusive, irrespective of age, gender or social background. The Trust has always maintained its commitment to promoting inclusion and accessibility to the club. Football Clear-Up offers fans and families a fantastic and rewarding opportunity to show their support for both the Bees and their community”-ENDS-For further information please contact:Andrew Bell – Sports Clear-Up LtdM: 07872 921 741andrew@sportsclearup.comFor more details on how to enter your team into the  567’s Tournament please visit  www.brentfordfccst.com or call 0844 247 1889

Andrew Bell ● 5250d0 Comments ● 5250d

Dag Mauling at Ravenscourt Park Sunday at 15:45 - NEED HELP FINDING THE OWNERS

Yesterday at 15:45pm, one of my two small, white dogs was viciously attacked by another dog in the large dog exercise area at the north end of the park (near Ladybird nursery at the Goldhawk Road exit.)There were 3 adults: 2 men and 1 woman.  The woman appeared to be the owner (she was yelling at the dog as it ran after my dog as soon as we entered the dog area, clearly knowing it was dangerous) and she was thin, white, with long rather straight dark hair.  Her dog was black, appeared similar to an Alsatian but smaller and more narrow, perhaps because it was a puppy or another breed/mixed breed.  The dog had a long pointy snout and pointy ears.  The woman was with two men, one probably in his 40s, another maybe a bit younger and with a hefty white bulldog-type dog, who was not involved in the attack.The attack was quite brutal, with my dog being approximately the size of the black dog's head.  Immediately after the attack, the owner of the white bulldog said, "We've got witnesses.  Your dog attacked this one."  Clearly, this guy had been in enough trouble in his life to invent a liability-avoiding lie on the spot in the moment of attack.  Crazy.  The older man took the black dog and RAN OUT OF THE PARK, taking the back exit, and turned left onto Goldhawk Road.  The woman, other man, and white dog quickly waled away refusing to give any details and escapaing as quickly as possible.  I told her I wanted her details and she looked away and said it was not hers.  I think she was lying.  The man actually shouted at me that he hoped my dog dies.  He was quite rough looking, a thug type.  He and the woman crossed the zebra crossing outside of the park exit and turned west, walking west along the north side of Goldhawk Road.I had to take my dog to the emergency vet, and we are not sure he will survive the mauling.  I won't go into that any further because I am distraught.  But I am also angry.  Angry that these people, very rough, and probably regular visitors to the park, acted as they did, lied immediately showing they are at the ready to not take any responsibility for their actions, ran away like COWARDS, and mocked my dog as it was in my arms, severly injured.  I am tired ot chavs pushing all of us around, and there were many people around during this loud debacle.  Certainly, someone saw something.  If so, please contact me with urgency.  Or ask around to any families you know who might have been in the area.  I had to get to the vet and did not get any witness names.  But there were plenty, and I am asking you to speak up.I would like to say I am shocked, but I am not.  I have called the police and park police and am looking into CCTV and a private detective.  BUT I NEED HELP: IF ANYONE WITNESSED THIS OR THE PEOPLE RUNNING FROM THE PARK YESTERDAY AT 15:45-15:55 AT THE GOLDHAWK ROAD EXIT TO RAVENSCOURT PARK, PLEASE CONTACT ME. Thank You.

Lily Brown ● 5273d1 Comments ● 5263d

DOG MAULING: Sunday 7 March, 15:45 RAVENSCOURT PARK

Yesterday at 15:45pm, one of my two small, white dogs was viciously attacked by another dog in the large dog exercise area at the north end of the park (near Ladybird nursery at the Goldhawk Road exit.)There were 3 adults: 2 men and 1 woman.  The woman appeared to be the owner (she was yelling at the dog as it ran after my dog as soon as we entered the dog area, clearly knowing it was dangerous) and she was thin, white, with long rather straight dark hair.  Her dog was black, appeared similar to an Alsatian but smaller and more narrow, perhaps because it was a puppy or another breed/mixed breed.  The dog had a long pointy snout and pointy ears.  The woman was with two men, one probably in his 40s, another maybe a bit younger and with a hefty white bulldog-type dog, who was not involved in the attack.The attack was quite brutal, with my dog being approximately the size of the black dog's head.  Immediately after the attack, the owner of the white bulldog said, "We've got witnesses.  Your dog attacked this one."  Clearly, this guy had been in enough trouble in his life to invent a liability-avoiding lie on the spot in the moment of attack.  Crazy.  The older man took the black dog and RAN OUT OF THE PARK, taking the back exit, and turned left onto Goldhawk Road.  The woman, other man, and white dog quickly waled away refusing to give any details and escapaing as quickly as possible.  I told her I wanted her details and she looked away and said it was not hers.  I think she was lying.  The man actually shouted at me that he hoped my dog dies.  He was quite rough looking, a thug type.  He and the woman crossed the zebra crossing outside of the park exit and turned west, walking west along the north side of Goldhawk Road.I had to take my dog to the emergency vet, and we are not sure he will survive the mauling.  I won't go into that any further because I am distraught.  But I am also angry.  Angry that these people, very rough, and probably regular visitors to the park, acted as they did, lied immediately showing they are at the ready to not take any responsibility for their actions, ran away like COWARDS, and mocked my dog as it was in my arms, severly injured.  I am tired ot chavs pushing all of us around, and there were many people around during this loud debacle.  Certainly, someone saw something.  If so, please contact me with urgency.  Or ask around to any families you know who might have been in the area.  I had to get to the vet and did not get any witness names.  But there were plenty, and I am asking you to speak up.I would like to say I am shocked, but I am not.  I have called the police and park police and am looking into CCTV and a private detective.  BUT I NEED HELP: IF ANYONE WITNESSED THIS OR THE PEOPLE RUNNING FROM THE PARK YESTERDAY AT 15:45-15:55 AT THE GOLDHAWK ROAD EXIT TO RAVENSCOURT PARK, PLEASE CONTACT ME. Thank You.

Lily Brown ● 5273d2 Comments ● 5270d

Play to help real life victims of allegations

A fictitious teacher facing false allegations from her student will help real life victims thanks to a gala performance of an award winning play.  Profits from one night of the London run of Vivienne Franzmann’s hard hitting play ‘Mogadishu’ will be donated to Teacher Support Network.  “We are delighted to be involved with the play” said Teacher Support Network’s Chief Executive Julian Stanley.  “Not only will the performance help us to raise vital funds to continue supporting all teachers, but it will also help us put a spotlight on an increasingly important problem.”As the only charity of its kind in the country, Teacher Support Network offers information, counselling and support to teachers on a variety of issue, both in and out of the classroom, but the Chief Executive says that the play is not all make believe.  Allegations are a real problem for teachers.“We know from speaking to an increasing number of wrongly accused teachers through our Support Lines every year that these allegations not only cause severe emotional distress and anxiety, but also undermine confidence, have long-term mental health implications and may drive some teachers from the profession entirely.  In short, these allegations can wreck not just the careers, but also the lives of the teachers, their families and the reputation of the schools where they work.”The Coalition’s Education Bill, which has just received its second reading in Parliament, includes anonymity for teachers who have had an allegation made against them.The Charity Gala Performance of ‘Mogadishu’ will take place on Saturday 19 March 2011 at the Lyric Hammersmith.  To book ticket call 020 7697 2754 or go to www.teachersupport.info‘Mogadishu’ will be on at Lyric Hammersmith from 2 March 2011 to 2 April 2011.

Jason Harrison ● 5273d0 Comments ● 5273d

New book launch: Who was Jack the Stripper?

My second True Crime Story: Who was Jack the Stripper? will be launched at Abertillery Library sometime in March/April 2011. The book launch will coincide with a 1 hour drama/documentary to be aired throughout Britain and Europe focusing on Harold Jones, the killer of 2 school children in Abertillery, South Wales in 1921. (Google Harold Jones - The Welsh Killer, or Neil Milkins, or Jack the Stripper.)The documentary will be presented by television presenter and Kray Twins biographer Fred Dineage MBE and top British criminologist and criminal profiler Professor David Wilson. Jones was 15 when he murdered 8 year-old Freda Elsie Maud Burnell and 11 year-old Florence Irene Little in 1921. Jones was released from prison in 1941 having served 20 years for his crimes and owing to the turmoil of World War 11 he went off the police radar. During the times of the unsolved murders of 8 women in the Hammersmith district of London between 1959 and 1965, Jones lived in the Hammersmith district using various aliases. (He lived in Fulham, Putney and Hammersmith between 1947 and 1971 when he died.) Who was Jack the Stripper? examines the amazing links between Jones and the murdered women!Professor Bernard Knight who recovered and conducted the post mortems on all of Fred and Rosemary West's murder victims and "Taggart" creator Glenn Chandler have both read the manuscript for Who was Jack the Stripper? and have made positive comments on the amazing and startling coincidences linking Jones to the Hammersmith murders.Who was Jack the Stripper? is a follow up to Neil Milkins' top selling 2008 book: Every Mother's Nightmare - Abertillery in Mourning, which dealt in depth with the Harold Jones murders of Freda Burnell and Florence Little.Who was Jack the Stripper? will be distributed by:Neil Milkins, Rose Heyworth Press, 67 Arael View, Abertillery, Gwent NP13 1SU. Tel: 01495213744. n.milkin@sky.comemails and feedback welcomed. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Forum Home

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Earn a COMPLIMENTARY ticket to see QPR vs Cardiff

Football Clear-Up has teamed up with QPR in the Community Trust give Hoops fans the chance to take part in their first ever ‘Football Clear-Up’.The community based event offers football fans the opportunity to represent their club in a two hour ‘Clear-Up’ to earn a free ticket for them and a Junior Super Hoop to the afternoons’ match.  The full details of the ‘Clear-Up’ will be released next week.To take part in Football Clear-Up and earn a free ticket, fans eighteen years and over, need to register at WWW.FOOTBALLCLEARUP.COM to enter the draw. Thirty lucky R’s fans will be selected to take part in the ‘Clear-Up’ and will receive a free ticket to the game in the afternoon vs. Cardiff City. As well as a free adult ticket, they will also receive one junior complimentary ticket to the big Super Hoops game against Cardiff later on that day.QPR FC Manager Neil Warnock said, "QPR Football Club is delighted with this scheme, which will further assist our work in the community. Those taking part in Football Clear-Up will be rewarded for their hard work and commitment to the community, and I hope that the boys will put in a performance to make them proud”Andrew Bell, Managing Director of Football Clear-Up said, “We are pleased to be holding QPR Community Trust’s first ever Football Clear-Up.  The support we have had from them has been fantastic. In the current financial climate watching live football for a family can be expensive, we are hoping to give football fans and their families an alternative way to get to the game”QPR Community Trust CEO Andy Evans said, "For the last 16 years QPR Community Trust has aimed to use the power of the football club to forge stronger & deeper connections with its community.  We believe that Football Clear-Up can further enhance these links and gives fans the chance to represent their club and get something back in return.”

Andrew Bell ● 5383d0 Comments ● 5383d

Check Your Health Save Your Life - Free NHS Health Checks

Your local NHS is now making it easier for you to stay healthier for longer, by introducing free NHS Health Checks to six local pharmacies from Wednesday 8 September.The Health Check is available to everyone aged between 40 and 74 and can see if someone is at risk of developing serious health problems like heart disease, stroke, diabetes and kidney disease.During the quick 20 minute Health Check fully-trained pharmacists will ask questions about a person’s lifestyle, family history and current medication.  They will record a person’s weight, sex, height, blood pressure, glucose and cholesterol levels to get a result, which will be explained in full at the end of the check.  Everyone who takes the check will be given advice and information on improving their health.  Anyone who needs more specialist help will be referred to a GP, or a more appropriate NHS service.Dr David McCoy, NHS Hammersmith and Fulham Acting Director of Public Health, said: “In Hammersmith and Fulham around 13,500 residents are affected by heart disease, stroke, diabetes or kidney disease and sadly they account for 37% of deaths in the borough each year.  The good news is these health problems can be prevented, controlled, or even reversed, which is why we’ve introduced the free NHS Health Check at six community pharmacies.  “People who are overweight, smoke, have high blood pressure or cholesterol, and take little exercise are at greatest risk of developing the diseases Health Checks can diagnose. Even if you feel well it’s a good idea to be checked.  These common diseases and conditions often don’t have any obvious symptoms and are not picked up until it’s too late and that’s what we want to avoid.”You do not need an appointment to have a free NHS Health Check at one of the following six pharmacies:• Healthside Pharmacy, 90 Shepherds Bush Road. W6 7PD• Parmay Pharmacy, 122  - 124 North End Pharmacy. W14 9PP• Bush Pharmacy, 334 Uxbridge Road. W12 7LL• Westway Pharmacy, 11 Westway. W12 0PT• Fulham Pharmacy, 608 Fulham Road. SW6 5RP• Boots the Chemist, Unit 5 – 6 The West 12 Centre, Shepherds Bush. W12 8PPIn addition to offering NHS Health Checks at six local pharmacies, NHS Hammersmith and Fulham has organised teams of healthcare professionals to carry out the checks at a range of community events during the next 12 months.  Look out for information on the events online at www.hf.nhs.uk and in the local press.  Alternatively, if you are aged between 40 and 74, you can request to have a Health Check carried out by your GP. For information about Health Checks visit www.nhs.uk or call the national NHS Health Checks helpline on 0845 850 9850.  Alternatively, call NHS Hammersmith and Fulham’s Patient Advice and Liaison Service on 0800 389 9092 to find out more about Health Checks locally.

Louise Tweddell ● 5455d0 Comments ● 5455d

A word of warning - no idea if this is true but..........

GPS AND MOBILE PHONES With all the new electronic technology - this experience gives all of us something to think about. GPSsomeone had their car broken-into while they were at a Football game. Their car was parked on the green which was adjacent to the football stadium and specially allotted to football fans. Things stolen from the car included: a garage door Remote Control, some money and a GPS which had been prominently mounted on the dashboard  When the victims got home, they found that their house had been ransacked and just about everything worth anything had been stolen.  The thieves had used the GPS to guide them to the house. They then used the Garage Remote Control to open the garage door and gain entry to the house. The thieves knew the owners were at the football game, they knew what time the game was scheduled to finish and so they knew how much time they had to clean out the house. It would appear that they had brought a truck to empty the house of its contents.Something to consider if you have a GPS - don't put your home address in it. Put a nearby address (like a store or gas station) so you can still find your way home if you need to, but no one else would know where you live if your GPS were stolen.MOBILE PHONESThis lady has now changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag, which contained her cell phone, credit card, wallet... Etc...was stolen. 20 minutes later when she called her husband from a Pay Phone telling him what had happened, he said 'I received your text asking about our Pin Number and I've replied a little while ago.'  When they rushed down to the Bank, all the money was already withdrawn. The thief had actually used the stolen cell phone to text 'Hubby' in the Contact List and got hold of the Pin Number.. Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all the money from their Bank Account.Moral of the lesson: Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in your Contact List.Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, Sweetheart, Dad, Mom, etc.... And very importantly, when sensitive info is being asked through texts, CONFIRM by calling back.Also, when you're being text by friends or family to meet themsomewhere, be sure to call them back to Confirm that the Message came from them. If you don't reach them, be very careful about going places to meet 'family and friends' who text you.

Carol Burge ● 5460d0 Comments ● 5460d

Hammersmith & City and Circle lines between Hammersmith and Edgware Road set for three week upgrade

• Closure between 24 July and 15 August due to Crossrail and LU station upgrade works  at Paddington • LU will take advantage of closure to carry out additional upgrade work Work at Paddington to help deliver Crossrail and an upgrade of the Tube station will mean London Underground’s (LU) Circle and Hammersmith & City line services will be suspended between Hammersmith and Edgware Road for three weeks this summer.The works at Paddington will involve the demolition of a disused taxi ramp and canopy that sit above the Hammersmith and City platforms and means that trains will not be able to operate in that area. London Underground will also take advantage of the closure to carry out essential renewal and upgrade works, which otherwise could have required weekend closures. These include: • Platform extension works to accommodate the new longer air-conditioned trains;• Installing energy efficient conductor rails; • Track replacement and drainage works. The closure will begin on Saturday 24 July and services will resume on Monday 16 August. Hammersmith & City services will operate from Edgware Road to Whitechapel while Circle line services will operate the old route. Rail replacement services will operate between Hammersmith and Edgware Road and there will be ticket acceptance on local bus and Tube services. If you wish to find out more or discuss this with someone from LU, there will be LU managers at Hammersmith (H&C and Circle) station on Wednesday 14 July from 07:30 – 10:00 and 16:00 – 19:00. I will be there.

Patrick Green ● 5511d2 Comments ● 5476d

Your Health 2010 - Come and join in the fun Saturday 3 July

Making this summer your healthiest everA brand new NHS health and wellbeing festival is taking place in Hammersmith’s Lyric Square and Theatre on Saturday 3 July.Your Health 2010 is running from 10am to 4pm and will be a mix of fun and serious debate on local NHS issues. With free drop-in health checks, interactive exercise sessions, and fun entertainment for children, the festival will be a one-stop shop for practical advice and information about health and wellbeing.Find out how to eat your way to better health, have your teeth checked, and get expert fitness advice. You can also drop in anytime to speak to local doctors, nurses, and health visitors about the NHS services in your area.There will be information on how NHS money is spent and the big plans for improving local services. If you have ideas about how to improve NHS care, you’ll be able to take part in a series of special workshops.  Leaders of the local NHS will be also taking part in an open debate giving local people a chance to ask questions about any aspect of the NHS. The debate starts at 1pm in the Lyric Theatre and will be chaired by Lord Victor Abedowale.Sarah Whiting, Managing Director of NHS Hammersmith and Fulham, said: “The festival is all about having fun, getting quick and easy health advice, and telling us what you think about the NHS and how we could improve. “Health is such an important issue and it’s vital that we get it right. Our plans to improve health in the borough need to be built on the views of residents and local doctors. This event is the start of a genuine discussion with local people about how to improve health services and address the financial challenges facing the NHS.”If you have a question you’d like to ask, or would like a free ticket to the open debate event at 1pm in Lyric Theatre, email communications@hf-pct.nhs.uk or telephone 020 3313 7254.For more information about the festival and the free workshops, click on www.yourhealthfestival.org.uk.

Louise Tweddell ● 5524d0 Comments ● 5524d

Send John Terry Home Today

Win or lose this afternoon from what I have seen over the last few days any hope that the England football team have of at least the sum of their parts rests on getting John Terry out of the camp. His unpopularity amongst fellow pros is well known and he clearly is at the root of all the difficulties the squad is experiencing at the moment. Still bitter at having the captaincy taken away from him by Capello he seems to be focusing on Shaun Wright-Philips who is Wayne Bridge's best friend. His abortive attempt to organise a 'team meeting' with Capello to try and force him to include Joe Cole in the team seems to have been thwarted by the lack of support from the senior pros such as Lampard and Gerrard. The problem is that the factionalism in the squad has clearly had an impact on the pitch.The man is poison and Capello probably would have got rid by now but for lack of available centre halves. With King, Ferdinand out and many of the possible alternatives such as Jonathan Woodgate and Curtis Davis ruled out before the tournament Capello's description of Terry's role as 'important' is based on necessity rather than enthusiasm.To me Terry has always been over-rated as a player and he regularly gets shown up in international football. He lacks pace, tactical awareness and ball distribution skills. The brave move for Capello would be to drop him and never pick him again - possibly too late for this tournament but if the current England team are to achieve anything it has to be done.

Ellen Kearney ● 5530d4 Comments ● 5525d

foster homes for cats/kittens urgently needed

As some of you know I foster cats for Hounslow Animal Welfare.  I have just had an urgent e:mail from the organisers which I have copied below.  If anyone can either foster or adopt a cat and/or kittens we will be most grateful.  Apparently there is major issue at the moment all over the UK with people irresponsibly NOT having their cats neutered and hence there being family after family of kittens needing homes.Fostering is a great alternative to adopting if you:a)  Don't own your own home and can't be sure you can give a cat a permenant homeb)  Don't have outside space and feel cats should have that access to the outdoorsc)  Travel alot on business (or pleasure!) as you can tell HAWs when you are not available to fosterd)  Can't adopt a cat for financial reasons (whilst fostering ALL vets bills are covered by the charity and if necessary they can supply you with food, litter and equipment to care for the animals)e)  Love to see kittens develop and play as you can have a succession of kittens forever!!!HAWs have a "no kill" policy but cannot take in any more cats or kittens at the moment due to a lack of foster carers and adopters, leaving the chances high of them having to be taken by other organisations who may well only keep them for 2 weeks before putting them to sleep as unwanted animals (yes, even kittens being put to sleep after 2 weeks).Here is the e:mail I received.  Please go to the HAWs website www.haws-animals.org.uk for contact information either for fostering or adopting.  In either situation you will need to be home checked but when I first offered to foster I was checked and had a cat within 48 hours - so, just think - by this weekend you could be playing with gorgeous kittens in your own home!!!!"There really is a crisis now with mothers and kittens all over the place and this is affecting all charities, not just ours.  We have mothers and kittens sitting in vets as we cannot find enough foster homes and we are aware of at least six mothers with kittens in gardens in Southall that neither Cats Protection nor ourselves can help at the moment.    We are not particularly asking if anyone could take a mum and kittens (although of course we would be ecstatic) but if you could take just one cat that would release a space for a family.Just for the record we recently attended the CatChar.org 10th anniversary party and both Celia Hammond and the lady who helps run Katz Castle said the whole welfare situation was almost out of hand (a lot of it due to people not neutering their animals) and could only get worse.So any bit of help would be appreciated so much   We can lend a pen if necessary."

Silvia Diaz ● 5550d1 Comments ● 5550d

The facts say we must vote Labour out of power

Since Labour came to power in 1997 the gap between the rich and the poor has widened. Labour has failed to tackle poverty.   Since Labour came to power in 1997 manufacturing output and jobs have declined at a faster rate than under the previous Conservative Governments. Industrial production continues to decline in the UK while it is increasing in USA, Japan, Germany, France, China, Canada, Italy and in the Eurozone as a whole.  The trade weighted value of sterling has fallen by about 25% since 2007 - a faster decline than when Britain left the ERM in 1992. The UK has world's second largest negative balance of trade second only to the USA which is a much bigger economy. In contrast China, Japan, Germany, France,  the Netherlands,  Norway, Russia, Sweden, Denmark and the Eurozone as a whole all enjoy positive balance of trade surpluses   Exports fell by 4.4% in January 2010 compared to December 2009. Between early 2008 and autumn 2009, GDP fell by 6.2%. The recession lasted 6 quarters longer than any other G7 economy.Labour Government spending as a share of GPP rose from 44% in 2006 to 52% in 2009- compared to 48% in Germany.The Labour Government’s projected deficit of £167 million is equivalent to 11.8% of GDP and the Government has no credible plans to reduce it. This compares with a deficit of only £6 billion when Labour came to power in 1997.The Labour Government’s budget deficit as a share of GDP is on a par with Greece's. It is the highest since the Second World War and will be the biggest of any G20 economy according to the IMF.The UK’s National Debt will rise from £617 billion in 2009/10 to £1,400 billion in 2014/15. It is now at its highest level since the Second World War. According to McKinsey the total indebtedness in the British economy as a share of GDP is the highest amongst 10 major economiesThe Labour Government is now spending 4 pounds for every 3 it receives in revenue.The Labour Government is now borrowing 25 per cent of what it spends. And 25 per cent of what the Labour Government borrows is spent on pay interest on the Government's borrowings. The Labour Government now spends 52 per cent of GDP which means that each worker on the private sector has to support and pay for at least one worker in the public sectorNearly 6 million on benefits dependent on taxpayers for their benefits.  Over 6 million on the public sector payroll dependent on taxpayers for their incomes. There 2.5 million unemployed and rising. Our rate of youth unemployment is the highest on record since the Second World War.Inflation is now running at 3.5% and interest rates are rising.These facts and figures make an overwhelming case for voting Labour out of Government and ensuring that a discredited and bankrupt Labour Government is not kept in power by any backroom deals such as a possible coalition with the Liberal Democrats.

David Giles ● 5592d6 Comments ● 5578d

Council Rich List - Why it matters

Whatever you think about the Taxpayers' Alliance it is hard to deny the importance of highlighting just how excessive pay in the public sector has become.I spent an evening in the company of the HR director of the firm I work for. We are a medium sized British company who are quite successful and have weathered the recession well. He told me that the main problem the company faces is staff retention in the face of recruitment from the public sector. We have lost three relatively senior executives over the last year to local authorities. All of them were relatively well paid but they moved because they were increasing their salaries, would get a non-contributory pension, would have longer holidays and shorter working hours. He expects more staff to leave in the coming year. On the other hand he never sees a CV that has been submitted from someone wanting to work with us from the public sector.It is pointless raising salaries because we would never be able to compete with what is on offer. He estimates that our profits are hit by about 20% due to the costs associated with retraining replacements and lost revenues from losing good people. This is a significant stealth tax which is strangling our economy.Before Labour came to power in 1997 public sector pay was significantly below the private sector average but people chose it because of increased job security and a sense of public service. Public sector pay increased dramatically because it was argued it was necessary to improve the quality of staff. Now it exceeds the private sector even without allowing for fringe benefits.People in the public sector should never get paid six figure sums - they simply can never be worth it especially when you remember the cost of their pensions to the taxpayer will run into millions of pounds. Private sector staff earn large salaries because the company owners think it is in the shareholders interest because of the revenues the person brings in. This doesn't apply in the public sector.The biggest problem with all of this according to our HR director is that in a few decades half the revenues that local government get will be going towards funding the deficit in the staff pension fund and services will have to be cut significantly. The next Government of whatever hue will have to grasp this nettle or the country is in serious trouble.

Ellen Kearney ● 5605d1 Comments ● 5584d

Getting a dr's appt

Will set the scene........I have flu, have had since Saturday and something I know a GP cannot treat.  However what has happened in the past, and I think is going to happen again, is it moves to my chest for which I have needed anti-biotics.So rather then wait until the day, I thought I would make an appt for anytime Thursday or Friday.......I hope by then the aches and pains of the flu will have subsided and I will feel up to walking round the docs.Ring the surgery, put on hold..............Me - Hello, can I make an appt for either Thursday or Friday pleaseReceptionist - there are none available for this week Me - Oh dear, thing is I have the flu which normally moves to my chest and in the past have needed anti-bioticsReceptionist - what is wrong with you?Me - explained had fluReceptionist - Do you have a temperatureMe - probably yes at the moment which is why I wanted the appt for later in the weekReceptionist - you cannot come round if you have a temperatureMe - Well I don't want to come round nowReceptionist - Do you want to talk to a doctorMe - No, not at the moment, I can deal with the flu Receptionist - We only have 24 hour in advance apptsMe - Sorry but what does that meanReceptionist - Ring Wed at 08:30 for an appt Thursday am, ring Wed at 13:30 for an appt Thursday pm, ring Thursday 8.30 for an appt Friday morning, ring Thursday 13:30 for an appt Friday pm.....but if you have a temperature you cannot come round.Me - ok, thank you very much.

Carol Burge ● 5651d2 Comments ● 5640d

There appears to be a real and sudden new danger to the Freedom Pass in London.  Downing Street need

There appears to be a real and sudden new danger to the Freedom Pass in London.  Downing Street needs to be sent as many signatures as possible on this petition. For those not so old, you might consider  that your time will come!Open the link at the bottom to sign the petition to keep the freedom pass, and send this on to anyone you can think of The three-year funding deal for the Freedom Pass agreed between Government and London's Councils in 2008 has been re-opened by theDepartment for Transport which is seeking ways to cut costs. As a result, London is set to lose £29m (half its agreed funding for  2010-11). Leaders of London's Boroughs are opposed to this re-opening of the  previously agreed three-year funding deal, and have said that, although they will endeavour to protect the Freedom Pass, the money will have to  be found SOMEWHERE. THERE IS CONCERN THE AXE MAY FALL ON THE FREEDOM  PASS, OR AT LEAST SOME ASPECTS OF IT. A Petition has been organised to demand that the Prime Minister  intervene to protect the Freedom Pass's funding, and every London resident who might be affected is urged to sign it. It has been  submitted by Barry Macleod-Cullinane of London Councils, and the wording on 10 Downing Street website reads- We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to intervene to secure  the Freedom Pass by protecting the previously agreed level of concessionary travel funding for London, for 2010-11, from the proposals  currently being consulted on by the DfT that would cut £29m of agreed funding for the boroughs, following the DfT's re-opening of a 30year funding deal in its third year. The deadline for signing this Petition is January 29, 2010 and,  currently over 6,000 signatures have been attached, but this is unlikely to be enough so if you feel inclined, DO join by using this  link:   http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/29m4freedompass/

Libby Kemp ● 5679d2 Comments ● 5679d

Tube closures affecting W6 this weekend

This weekend 24/25 October there is no service between West Kensington and Richmond or between West Kensington and Ealing Broadway on the District line. On the Piccadilly line there is no service between Hammersmith and Northfields or between Hammersmith andEaling Common or between Rayners Lane and Uxbridge. The Uxbridge branch of the Metropolitan line is not affected. Travelling between central London and Heathrow Airport?• For Heathrow Terminals 1, 2, 3 and 5 use the Heathrow Express to/from Paddington.• For Heathrow Terminal 4 use Heathrow Connect to/from Paddington or Ealing Broadway.• Valid Underground tickets covering all zones between 1- 6 will be accepted on the above services. Heathrow Express and Connect services start and finish at slightly different times to the Tube at weekends. Bear this in mind if travelling early morning or late evening. For further information, contact National Rail enquirieson 08457 48 49 50.Travelling between central London and Richmond?Use South West Trains between Richmond and WaterlooTwo London Underground replacement bus services operate:Service A for local journeys only: Hammersmith – Ravenscourt Park –Stamford Brook – Turnham Green –Chiswick Park – Gunnersbury – Acton Town –Ealing Common – Ealing Broadway (for the Central Line and Heathrow Connect) – South Ealing and Boston ManorService B: Hammersmith – Boston Manor (non-stop)For more information please go to:  http://www.tfl.gov.uk/tfl/livetravelnews/realtime/by-date.aspx?offset=weekend

Patrick Green ● 5777d0 Comments ● 5777d

NHS Hammersmith and Fulham’s AGM

Annual General Meeting 2009NHS Hammersmith and Fulham’s annual general meeting will take place on Monday 14 September 2009 from 5pm until 7pm at the Bordeaux Suite of the Novotel London West, 1 Shortlands, W6 8DR. The public meeting will offer a chance to hear about the progress your local NHS has made over the last year as well as its priorities and challenges for the future.Sarah Whiting, NHS Hammersmith and Fulham managing director, said: “We’d love to see as many members of the public who are interested in the current and future health of the borough at this year’s AGM as possible.“It’s a real chance to find out what your local NHS has been up to and how it plans to improve the health of the people living in Hammersmith and Fulham in the year to come.“It’s also the perfect opportunity to ask any questions you may have relating to the healthcare you receive, so make sure you turn up and have your say.”Those attending the meeting will also be able to hear an update on work being jointly carried out with the council and be able to pick up a copy of NHS Hammersmith and Fulham’s Annual Report and Public Health Report 2008/09.The AGM will also highlight NHS Hammersmith and Fulham’s role as one of two London primary care trusts to be rolling out the poly-systems model; which aim to radically transform the availability and quality of healthcare delivered outside of hospitals. If you would like to join us please email communications@hf-pct.nhs.uk or call 020 3313 7227 / 7226.

Louise Tweddell ● 5836d0 Comments ● 5836d

Free Swimming for Under 16s in Hammersmith and Fulham

Free Swimming for Under 16s Try it out until 31st August 2009 at the Janet Adegoke Swimming Pool in Bloemfontein Road, White City, or Fulham Pools in Norman Park, Lillie Road, Fulham. Whether your child is a serious swimmer or simply likes to splash – there’s every reason to take advantage of this exciting offer from NHS Hammersmith and Fulham.Download the registration at www.hf-pct.nhs.uk or look out for leaflets in libraries and sport centres across the borough.Simply fill out the registration form and take it to either of the two pools, along with a one-off £1 registration fee.  Children aged under 16 can swim with a parent or guardian at family sessions for free between 10.00am and 12noon daily.Those aged between nine and 16 can swim for free unaccompanied between 2.00pm and 4.00pm daily.Janet Adegoke Swimming PoolBloemfontein RoadShepherds BushLondonW12 7DBTube: White City White City and Shepherd's Bush Market.Bus: 283 and 288 Fulham Pools Normand Park Lillie RoadFulhamSW6 7ST Tube: Barons Court Bus: 74, 190, 430.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Terms and ConditionsChildren aged under eight and all non-swimmers must be accompanied in the pool by an adult swimmer. No more than two children per adult. Unaccompanied under eights will not be admitted to the pool. Free swimming may be limited if the pool is overcrowded. Female only swimming sessions available at the Janet Adegoke on Saturdays, between 4.00pm and 6.00pm. Registering for free swimming costs £1. You must register at the pool you wish to swim at. You will then be issued with a card that must be shown each time you swim. Registration is non-transferable. Family swimming is limited to one parent/guardian/carer at any one time.  Parents/guardians/carers do not need to register, however proof of identity is required.

Louise Tweddell ● 5843d0 Comments ● 5843d

Free Drama Workshops

Have you ever treated your voice as a primal reflex? Do you break your own habits to be honest with yourself? Would you like to know what organic theatre is and experience a state of presence?Three questions, three answers in one large event:Workshops, Film and Theatre - a package full of POLISH DRAMA!Polish deConstruction invites you to actively explore the physical and organic acting technique employed by The Bones Theatre during a three-day long workshop (11-13 May). These workshops are open to all and, thanks to support from the Hammersmith and Fulham Council, free of charge!The workshops culminate in a small performance, showcasing the outcomes of the earlier collaborative process, on Thursday evening (14 May). This will be followed by a short film screening and a discussion with The Bones Theatre as well as the Film Director Rafal Rakoczy.PROGRAMME:What: WorkshopsDate: Monday 11 - Wednesday 13 May 2009Time: daily 11am - 4pm (break 1.30-2pm)Entry: FREE! Limited places - please register online if you would like to attend the workshops: www.polishdeconstruction.org It is advised to attend all three workshops as they will be a continuation of one another. The deadline to register is 8 May.What: Workshops Presentation + Film, followed by discussionDate: Thursday 14 May 2009Time: 7.30pmEntry: FREE!Location:POSK (Polish Social & Cultural Association)238-246 King StreetLondon W6 0RFMore information & Workshops Registration:http://www.polishdeconstruction.org/polishdrama

Agata Smith ● 5943d0 Comments ● 5943d

Tommy Cooperism's.............

1. Two blondes walk into a building....you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key... 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts. 4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any 5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high. 6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off. 8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it. 10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. 11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it." 12. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home' "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. 'Is it common?' "It's not unusual." 13. A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy". 14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start." 15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom! 16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. 17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.' 18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its Colin. 19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat ba*tard!" 20. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. 21. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice." 22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore" 23. Ireland 's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb As digging continues into the night!

Carol Burge ● 6116d0 Comments ● 6116d

Do Public Loos give you the blues????

In recent years the shortage of public loos seems to be on the increase and most of those still open are in such a horrible state that the option of going "crossed legged" springs to mind!For instance, the toilets in the Hammersmith Shopping Mall are an absolute disgrace. There are 4 toilets plus a disabled toilet, the latter has had a sign on the door stating that it is broken, that particular toilet has been "broken" for many months. As far as the other 4 toilets are concerned, for some weeks now only 2 of these are available, the others are "broken". This often results in a long queue cauing anger and fruistration to shoppers, especially those with children who are obviously desperate to use the facility.I have NEVER seen an attendant in the Shopping Mall toilets, although I have noted members of the public banging on the door where the attendant should be and getting no response.Of course there are public toilets in Hammersmith Station but one must pay 30p to use this facility. Why should we have to pay to use the facilities when they want to attract shoppers into the station complex?The only other option is for one to use the toilets in a coffee bar which of course means buying refreshments, rather defeating the purpose of the exercise!I think the people responsible for Shopping Malls really should be be doing all they can to attract potential customers to spend some time on their premises and when they want to "Spend a Penny" to ensure that they are not going to feel like throwing up at the very state of the public toilets. They should be ashamed of themselves for the way this facility is neglected.Acton High Street is not much better. The public toilets in "The Oaks" are often closed, and when they are open they are in such a state that one would have to be really desperate to actually use them. Paper scattered all over the floor, flooded sinks with bits of paper stopping the water going down, it's disgusting.Morrisons at least do try and keep their toilets in a reasonable condition but they do have to check on the situation every hour, even then it is sometimes in a mess!With the new Westfield Shopping Centre opening this week I think the people who are responsible for providing and maintaining public toilets in the surrounding areas had better review their situation because they will need to do all in their power to attract shopppers.Perhaps we should have a "Good Loo Guide" or tell those responsible to get off their backsides(!) and do something about it!Some of the best kept public toilets seem to be in Westminster, sorry but it's too far to go!!!

Jean F Fernandez ● 6133d2 Comments ● 6132d

Gordon Brown should resign

Gordon Brown bears a very heavy responsibility for the present crisis because:1. He establshed the present tripartite regulatory system of the Financial Services Authority, the Treasury and the Bank of England which failed to prevent, detect or control the situation;2. He has presided since 1997 over a massive explosion of public and private debt;3. He sold a huge part of the nation's gold reserves when the gold price was low;4. He has raided and weakened our pension funds and other savings;5. He has greatly expanded governement expenditure thus encumbering us all and future generations with higher taxes and a massive national debt including the costs of the so-called public private partnerships;6. He failed to save money and add the the nation's reserves when the economy was doing well as a result of reforms made by the Conservative Governments of 1979- 1997;7. He has squandered billions of our money on the unreformed health, social security and educational systems without a proportionate immprovement in the performance of these systems;8. He has squandered billions on the war in Iraq and in so-called  aid to corrupt and authoritarian foreign governments;9. He has dithered consistently, chopped and changed economic policies, complicated the tax systems , increased the tax burdens on the poor and the working class and lost the confidence of the British people;10. He has failed dramtically to end poverty, esp[ecially child poverty, increased the income discrepancies between rich and poor and made millions more dependent on state benefits;11. He has consistently undermined public and investor confidence in British banks and financial institutions;12. By their actions, inactions and leaks, he and his colleagues have systematically devalued the capital values and assets of British banks thus forcing them to turn to the Government for assisdtance, funds and shareholders;13. He has failed to protect investors, borrowers and shareholders by failing to regulate and limitethe explosion of credit which has led to an explosion of property prices well beyond sustainable levels;14. He has presided over a huge wave of uncontrolled immigration which  has resulted on huge pressures on housing, education, health, social security and other services;15. He has allowed banks from outside the UK and the EU (e.g. Iceland and the USA) to take depositis from UK local government, charities and individuals without ensuring that these deposits are adequately protected;16. He has failed to ensurr that the Government's plans to deal with the crisis were announced properly in such a way not to allow speculators and traders take profits at the expense of shareholders, savers and depositors. 17.The Government has leaked like a sieve feeding market sensitive information to  to the media, particularly to Brown's biographer, Robert Peston of the BBC, in a way that has enabled speculators make billions, which has encouraged the flight of capital out of the UK and UK banks and other companies and which has lead to a collapse the the sahre values of British companies and hence in the value of our pension funds;18. He does not understand  global momey, share and commodity markets;19. He has no qualifications in economics or finance and has no private sector business experience;20. He lacks the confidence of the British people, the City of London and the global banking and financial communities;21. He has not been elected by the British people.Therefore he should resign as soon as his resignation will not lead to a deterioration of the present crisis he has been so much responsible for.

David Giles ● 6149d14 Comments ● 6144d

Teachings of Zen!

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.2. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.3. No one is listening until you fart.4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.14. Good judgment comes from bad experience and most of that comes from bad judgment.15. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 16. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... then things just get worse.20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Handle every stressful situation like a dog, if you can't eat it or hump it. Piss on it and walk away.

Carol Burge ● 6146d0 Comments ● 6146d

Retendering of local bus services - have your say

TfL are currently consulting on the retendering of bus routes.Please bear in mind TfL’s advice on suggestions, comments, etc on routes:  They are looking for comments from the public to Stakeholders in this case London TravelWatch. They would particularly welcome information on any particular problems you may have identified rather than a specific suggestion for extension or enhancement of an individual route. This is because the best solution to a problem may be a change to another route rather than the one being directly reviewed. Closing date for comments put on the forum by 23rd September.  I will then take them forward to Tfl. Suggestions might include:                                                 ideas which enhance social inclusion;                        corridors or areas which might benefit from new or enhanced Sunday or night services;                        areas or corridors on which you feel increased frequency or larger vehicles are needed to  cater for demand;                         identifying routes which you feel are unreliable;                        ideas which improve integration with other transport modes or interchange with other bus  routes or improve access to major developments.”  The routes affected are: 207, N207, 427, 427, 607 195 266, N266 260 120 70, R70 94, N94 11, N11 195 X26 110, 111 81 211, C1

Libby Kemp ● 6180d0 Comments ● 6180d

Winning answers to a competition for most embarrasing moments....................

4th PlaceWhile in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself right now, she would be punished.To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just asthreatening, 'if you don't let me go right now, I'll tell Grandma I saw you kissing Daddy's willy last night'.After this enlightening exchange, the silence was deafening.Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank, with mydaughter in tow.The last thing I heard as the door shut behind me were screams oflaughter.3rd PlaceIt was the day before my 18th birthday. I was living at home, but myparents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend overfor a romantic night alone.As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ringingdownstairs.I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a piggy-back ride down to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on as a whole crowd of people yelled 'SURPRISE'. My entire family - parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins as well as my friends, were standing there. My girlfriend and I were frozen on the spot in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity.Since then, no one in my family has planned any surprise parties.2nd PlaceA lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got to the checkout, she learned that one of the items had no price tag. The checkout girl got on the public address system, which boomed out across the store for everyone to hear, 'PRICE CHECK FOR TAMPAX SUPERSIZE'.But it got worse.Someone at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word'Tampax' for 'Thumbtacks', and replied in a business like tone, his voice booming over the same public address system:'Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind you belt in with a hammer?'1st PlaceAnd the winner is . . .This happened at a major Irish University , during a biology lecture. A professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.A young woman raised her hand and asked, 'If I understand you correctly, you are saying there is as much glucose in male semen as in sugar?' The professor responded, 'yes, that's correct', adding some statistical data to his lecture. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, 'Then why doesn't it taste sweet?' After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing.The poor girl turned bright red, and as she realised exactly what shehad inadvertently said, she picked up her books and without anotherword, walked out of the class.However, as she was heading for the door, the professor's reply was aclassic. Totally straight faced, he answered her question:"It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat".  

Carol Burge ● 6208d0 Comments ● 6208d

Think you are having a bad day at the office....!

For those of you that are having a 'thank God it's Friday' day, something to make you smile!!!Rob is a commercial saturation Diver for Global Divers in Western Australia. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to a radio station in Perth, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realise it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this:We have a diesel powered industrial 'water heater'. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a hose, which is taped to the side of the suit. I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my **** started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my **** started to burn. I pulled the hose out  from my back, but the damage was already done. In agony, I realised what had happened. The machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my **** was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my ****.I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all in fits of hysterical laughter. I was then instructed to make three agonising in-water compression stops totalling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the Medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my **** as soon as I got into the chamber.Yes the cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poo for two days because my **** was swollen shut. So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your bum.Now repeat to yourself "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job".

Carol Burge ● 6214d0 Comments ● 6214d

I may get banned but it made me laugh!

A man went to his doctor and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his manhood to stand to attention. The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of The organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there was nothing He could actually do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment That might work, if he was willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted Of planting muscle tissues from an elephant's trunk into his 'old fella'. The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go through Life without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that There would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it. A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and try Out his newly renovated equipment. As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her To one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he felt a Strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being extremely Painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his wotsit sprang Out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and returned to His trousers. His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face Said, 'That was incredible! Can you do that again?' With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure if Another bread roll will fit up my arse'.

Carol Burge ● 6230d8 Comments ● 6227d

Found - Burmese type cat, semi long hair...

I foster cats for Hounslow Animal Welfare Society and put the below post on the Chiswick Forum.  Someone has suggested that I also put it on this forum in case this cat belongs to someone closer to where he was found....I would not normally post a "found" relating to a cat I am fostering but I have one that arrived on Monday who HAS to have been someone's pet.  He has the colouring of a wolf - cream base fur, silver longer fur with black ticking.  He's about 2 years old, an already neutered male and was found in Hammersmith where he has been hanging out as a stray.  A lady was feeding him occassionally as she could see he was starving and then called HAWs to collect him as he is so friendly and loving he is definately not feral.He is very,very skinny under all his fur, has a slight skin condition (that is under control) caused probably by a flea allergy and is ravenously hungry.  He is desperate for love and attention, has the most beautiful green eyes and HUGE paws.He is possibly a breed called a Tiffanie which is a type of semi-long haired Burmese.  Loads of stuff about his face and body shout burmese and I feel sure he is a cat that got lost.  He's a bit traumatised and has to find somewhere dark and small to sleep if my lap is not on offer but he'll come out of that.If anyone has any information about who may have lost this cat please PM me or post on here.  HAWs have registered him as "found" with Cat's Protection but it would be a shame if he is adopted if there's a chance we could reunite him with loving owners.And if we don't find owners then of course anyone interested in adopting him, please contact HAWs on cats@haws-animals.org.uk, quoting "Lunar" which is what I have named him.

Louise Cole ● 6243d2 Comments ● 6240d

Little Shop of Horrors on Askew Road!!!!!

I am writing this as I am 'on hold' for the Environment dept. LBHF to report the following and now I have given up after 7 minutes. Here is the story:There is an empty shop on the corner of Askew Road and Becklow Road right opposite the florist and Adams Cafe and next door to the newsagent/post office. It has been empty for over 2 years. During that time it has become a home and breeding ground for pigeons and probably rats and mice.There is a pile of old junk and furniture literally covered with pigeon poop and feathers. The mail slot on the front pull down shutters is open and you can see right in. I wanted to take a picture but did not have my camera.Months ago I rang the council (took ages to get through to 'customer service adviser') about this as did the owners of the shop next door  (several times) and the environment officer said he would go around and see it.  Perhaps he did but nothing was done about it. Then I rang again about a month ago and someone in Environment who could not speak English very well and who seemed totally disinterested in the matter took a message and said they would pass it on to an officer.  Nothing had been done! Apparently the council cannot trace the owners or something. I took a look in this morning and it was worse then ever if it can be any worse. Correct me if I am wrong but is this not a health hazard? It beggars belief that a local authority can allow this to happen. Why cannot the council just seize the property and clear it out? I am sure if this shop was on Turnham Green Terrace or CHR it would have been dealt with long ago.

Marlene Plimley ● 6481d10 Comments ● 6285d

Supporter of Suicide Bombers Supports Livingstone

A leading apologist and supporter of terrorism and suicide bombing is among the leaders of a group trying to win votes for Livingstone.Azzam Tamimi, a supporter of the Hamas terrorist organisation, is a leading member of a group called Muslims 4 Ken which is actively supporting the Labour Party's campaign re-elect Livingstone. Tamimi, has previously praised suicide bombers and even said he would volunteer personally for a suicide mission in the Middle East. In a BBC interview in 2004 he said: "If I can go to Palestine and sacrifice myself I would do it. Why not? Sacrificing myself for Palestine is a noble cause. It is the straight way to pleasing my God and I would do it if I had the opportunity." It was Tamimi who invited the radical Islamic preacher Yusuf al-Qaradawi to speak at a conference in London in 2004. Al-Qaradawi, who has defended suicide bombers and the persecution of homosexuals, was welcomed to City Hall and embraced by Livingstone. Al-Qaradawi is  a senior member of the Muslim Brotherhood, the extremist organisation that supports terrorism and which was banned in Egypt in 1954. He was banned from visiting the USA in 1999 because of his support for terrorism.In spite or perhaps because of all that, he was enthusiastically embraced and welcomed by Livingstone.In 2006 Tamimi was the main speaker at a London conference backed by Livingstone held the day before the anniversary of the July 7 terror attacks. Do we really want a Mayor of London who is actively supported by people like Azzam Tamimi and Yusuf Al-Qaradawi? Do we want a Mayor of London who welcomes and embrace people who support suicide bombings against innocent people like the thousands of people who lost their lives in New York, Bali, Madrid and London?

David Giles ● 6327d5 Comments ● 6296d

Plant Fair and More at Acton Market this weekend 26/27 April

Saturday Market: Farmer's Market 9am - 1pm, Art/Craft Market stalls 10am - 5pm.  The second annual PLANT FAIR will be held this Saturday at Acton Market.  Organised through the London Farmers' Markets, the Plant Fair takes place from 9am until 1pm. And don't forget that it's GIVE AND TAKE DAY this Saturday from 12:30 - 3:30. Bring your unwanted, useable items to the Market and reduce waste in our community! (no clothing, knives or electrical goods please!) Along with our regular food and craft traders, we've got several new traders including handmade soaps and natural skincare and an essential oils stall. The Oaktree Anglican Fellowship will be on hand with some children's activities and of course the Churchfield Community Association will be on hand.The following nurseries have been confirmed for Saturday:Little Coppice Nursery – This organic and biodynamic nursery from Buckinghamshire is a community-focused operation, and they often do talks, growing projects and workshops in schools across London. Aside from this, they have quite amazing plants, especially country garden perennials and shrubs, but also herbs, bulbs, annuals and vegetable seedlings. www.littlecoppice.comPennard Plants - Chris Smith runs Pennard Plants from within a Victorian walled garden in Somerset, they will have a huge variety of Agapanthus, Bamboos, grasses, Irises, Dieramas, Hellebores, Phormiums and Bromeliads. www.pennardplants.com Kitchen Garden Company- HampshireJohn and Catriona Kennard have some of the most attractive-looking herb, vegetable and fruit plants you can find anywhere. They are wholly committed to environmentally-friendly growing methods, and all their plants can be planted whilst still in the pot as all their pots are completely biodegradable. They have a vast array of plants available, and these include quince trees, grape vines, strawberry plants, basil, bay, caraway and catnip. www.thekitchengardencompany.co.ukEdible Ornamentals - Shaun and Jo, of Edible Ornamentals in Bedfordshire, grow over thirty different varieties of chilli peppers, ranging from mild tang to scorching heat.  They make a great effort to produce plants which not only produce fantastic-tasting chillies, but also look amazing too – hence the name. They also have a good selection of many other herb plants.www.edibleornamentals.co.ukSunday Market - Open 10am - 5pm the Sunday Market is going well and we are increasing the number of stalls every week. Try some delicious hot food, sit and have a coffee, have a go on the bouncy castle or browse through the stalls.

Michelle Smith ● 6321d1 Comments ● 6320d

For women who like a good laugh and men who have a sense of humour

Subject: Ways to turn down men  -  Imagine being this quick??? HE: Can I buy you a drink?SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours .SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?SHE: I must've been given your share.HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.HE: Your face must turn a few heads.SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.SHE: Okay, get out.HE: I think I could make you very happy.SHE: Why? Are you leaving?HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.HE: Can I have your name?SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?HE: Shall we go see a movie?SHE: I've already seen it.HE: Where have you been all my life?SHE: Hiding from you.HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.HE: Is this seat empty?SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.HE: So, what do you do for a living?SHE: I'm a female impersonator.HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?SHE: Do not enter.HE: Your body is like a temple.SHE: Sorry, there are no services today .HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughingHE: Where have you been all my life?SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

Carol Burge ● 6362d0 Comments ● 6362d

H&F Crime Summit –this Saturday 8th March 2008

Have your say on crime and policing in H&F! The borough'’s second Crime Summit is being held at Hammersmith Town Hall on Saturday 8th March 2008 from 9am to 2.30pm. The day will start with some short presentations from senior Police officers, focussing on the latest crime trend and strategies to tackle crime and anti-social behaviour. However, the most important part of the day will be ward-based workshops. Each of the 16 wards in Hammersmith & Fulham will have a breakout group – where you will be able to meet with your local Police officers, neighbours, ward Councillors –and be able to raise any issue of concern about crime and anti-social behaviour, no matter how big or small, and have someone there who is able to say what can be done about it and over what timescale.Cracking down on crime and anti-social behaviour is the top priority of H&F Council. The Council is already doing a great deal such as the 24/7 neighbourhood beat policing pilots in Fulham Broadway and Shepherd's Bush Green, £75 littering fines, a borough-wide controlled drinking area, targeting the worst anti-social neighbours in the borough, expanding CCTV coverage and increasing the scope of in-house estate and street wardens. But they also need the help of local people to feed in intelligence and report where problems are occurring so that they can tackle issues as soon as they arise. The Crime Summit is the perfect opportunity to pass on that information.No need to register - just turn up! See you there.Edward NoelChair, H&F Neighbourhood Watch Association

Edward Noel ● 6370d0 Comments ● 6370d

Cctv Pods are out in force in Acton

Residents of South Acton are set to be offered more protection with extra police eyes on the streets.Five new CCTV camera pods have been installed on the South Acton Estate in an effort to reduce crime in the area. Each pod has four cameras and will be used to observe areas that have historically suffered from criminal activity and anti social behaviour. This is a new concept created by Community CCTV and each pod has the ability to save digital footage for 30 days, they see in the dark and do not need to be monitored from a control room as the local Police can log on to the system from a laptop computer.Graeme Perkins, creator of the Community CCTV concept, has been working closely with Sergeant Danny Williams, from the South Acton Safer Neighbourhood Team. The pods are part of a partnership between Community CCTV, the police, and government bodies.The introduction of the CCTV pods is part of a package of long term measures to reduce crime, disorder and anti social behaviour on the South Acton Estate. CCTV has a proven track record in crime reduction and combined with local Safer Neighbourhood Teams will provide a highly visible deterrent to those who are thinking about committing crime or causing antisocial behaviour in or around the area.Sergeant Williams goes on to comment 'with the support of our partners our aim is to introduce a package of measures that will substantially improve the quality of life for all law abiding residents of the South Acton Estate. The introduction of CCTV is a key part of this process'.A link to Photos belowhttp://s54.photobucket.com/albums/g90/chuckaduckpics/Ealing%20press/And for more info on community cctv at www.communitycctv.com 

Graeme Perkins ● 6372d0 Comments ● 6372d

How did we ever survive.............

1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's  First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a tin, and didn't get tested for diabetes.  Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.  We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking .  As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.  Riding in the back of a van - loose - was always great fun.  We drank water from the garden hosepipe and NOT from a bottle.  We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.  We ate cakes, white bread and real butter and drank pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because......  WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!!  We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.  No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.  We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem .  We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no text messaging, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents .. We played with worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.  Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not poke out any eyes.We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them!  Local teams had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!  The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

Carol Burge ● 6396d6 Comments ● 6390d

Heathrow expansion

On Tuesday night, there was a meeting to talk about the Heathrow expansion programme at St Michaels and All Angels in Chiswick. It was supposed to have taken place upstairs, but there were so many people that they had to move it to the actual church.We are also given the chance to make our voices heard on Tuesday 12th February 7.00 at Hammersmith Town Hall. The expansion programme will affect us all. Please support the opposition by attending the meeting in Hammersmith and by signing the petition at http://www.stopheathrowexpansion.com/. You can also ask the Department for Transport (on 0845 600 4170) to have their consultation paper/questionnaire (which was of course not sent to anyone affected) sent to you, fill it in and send it back. All the representatives at the meeting in Chiswick recommended that you do not answer any of their questions, as they have been phrased in a way that does not allow you to say that you oppose it. Instead, go directly to the end where there is a section for additional comments, and just write that you oppose any expansion of Heathrow airport. The Stop Heathrow Expansion website is very informative and the text below has been taken from this site describing the impact the proposals will have on us.-FROM THE WEBSITE-A big increase in planes for everybody in London and the Home CountiesThe sheer scale of the proposals means that few areas of London and the Home counties will be unaffected. There will be more planes landing; more planes taking off; and, if a third runway is built, whole neighbourhoods under the landing or take-off flight path for the first time.800,000 flights using Heathrow each yearIf the Government’s proposals go ahead, the number of flights using the airport will nearly double. Former Aviation Minister Gillian Merron told Parliament earlier this year that flight numbers could reach 800,000 if a third runway goes ahead and runway alternation on the existing runways is abolished. That’s up from 473,000 last year. . In the consultation document is saying that flight numbers would only reach just over 700,000 as runway alternation on the existing runways would be restored once a third runway became operational. But, give the history of broken promises, many people are sceptical that this will happen. A third runwayA third runway would be built between the A4 and M4, north of the existing airport. It would require the demolition of over 750 houses, including the entire village of Sipson. More than 3,000 people would lose their homes. Schools, pubs and churches would all be demolished.A new runway = new flight pathsAstonishingly the Government has still not made it clear where new flight paths will be, claiming it is only in a position to show ‘indicative’ routes. But, because planes need to be lined with the runway at least 6-8 miles from touchdown, it is clear that the new landing flight path will be over Holland Park and High St Kensington, the northern parts of Earls Court, Hammersmith and Chiswick before planes sweep in over Heston. To the west, the flight path is likely to be over Maidenhead and Slough. There will be new flights paths over Harrow, Northolt and Paddington. Also a lot more take-offs over North London.Expect a plane every 90 seconds on the new flight path throughout the day but, we are told, no night flights.Loss of Runway Alternation: West London’s half day’s peace and quietAt present planes landing over West London switch runways at 3pm in order to give people in West London a half day’s peace and quiet. The Government is proposing to stop this. It claims that, initially at least, it will only use both runways during busy times of the day. But the strong suspicion is that, once the principle is accepted, the number of planes will gradually be ratcheted up.More trafficThe Government and BAA make claims that the percentage of people travelling by public transport to the airport will increase. That may be true but misses the point. The actual number of cars and taxis using the airport will increase significantly if aircraft numbers rise to 800,000 a year.More noiseThe Government says that the planned expansion will not mean an increase in noise levels! That defies commonsense! It tries to justify its claim with technical jargon, saying that the ‘noise contour’ it measures will not increase. What the Government doesn’t say is that this ‘noise contour’ only covers people living close to the airport!More pollutionThe Government claims that its studies show that, even if these expansion proposals go ahead, pollution levels will stay within the EU legal limits. In many places they already exceed those limits. How does the Government square this circle? By making what can only be called ‘over-optimistic’ assumptions about the introduction of cleaner aircraft and by claiming it will be able to control pollution from cars and lorries around Heathrow.Climate ChangeAviation already accounts for 13% of all climate change emissions in the UK. At the current rate of growth aviation emissions will wipe out all savings from other sources of climate change in the UK over the next 20 years. The Government says climate change is one of its biggest challenges. Its answer is to propose the biggest-ever expansion at Heathrow. Will it affect night flights?The Government says that there are no proposals to increase the number of night flights but commonsense suggests that, with an almost doubling of the number of aircraft using the airport, the pressure to bring in more flights at night will increase.

Sharon Isaac-Upton ● 6418d24 Comments ● 6391d

Closure of Shepherd's Bush Tube Station

You might not know that the Central line Station is closing for 8 months from February next year.  This has only just been sprung on us commuters by TfL (I live in Acton, but have always used Shepherd's Bush, via the 207, actually my easiest station to get to).There are so many reasons not to close the station.  Please read my letter to TfL(and the Mayor and Peter Hendy)below for my views.  If you agree, please write to them too, plus the local press and politicians.Thanks,SeanDear TfL/Mayor/Commissioner, I am outraged at the plan to close Shepherd’s Bush Central Line Station from February for 8 months (or more probably, especially as no specific reopening date has been given).There are many questioned to be answered on this matter by you.  Most importantly, are the actions of TfL inspired by the interests of the travelling and wider public, or by pressure from the shopping centre developer?  I am sure that the new development will be a great benefit to the economy of West London, but to penalise local people, businesses and commuters in order to expedite access to a shopping centre is unacceptable (and have we any assurances that the shopping centre will open on time anyway?).    Closing the station for such a long period will inconvenience millions of passengers; it will also affect the livelihoods of the small independent businesses nearby, and could even force the departure of larger players such as the cinema and other big stores.  Will this inevitable damage to the economy of Shepherd’s Bush be reversed the moment the station re open?  Clearly no, by then, if a cinema is closed, it is closed, and it would take a hell of an effort to restore such amenities (which might be beneficial for the new shopping centre, providing profitable alternatives, moving the centre of gravity to their premises out of the Uxbridge Road).I am also disappointed that TfL has sprung this news on passengers so near to the closure date, no doubt a fait accompli which any amount of public outcry cannot change (and the contracts have been signed presumably?).  And you haven’t yet even spelt out what the alternatives for passengers will be.I suggest that you think again about the totally closure of the station.  Escalators can be replaced one by one, as is done at most other stations (including those with only two escalators and one fixed stairway between them, as at Shepherd’s Bush), and surely it is not beyond the wit of your civil engineers and architects top design a building plan that retains the shell of the current station, ensuring minimal closures for the general public.If you do go ahead of this egregious closure, you must supply alternatives beyond a pathetic shuttle bus.  Bus routes must be extended to Notting Hill, Holland Park and White City where possible.  Buses such as the 70 and 266 (from my point of view in Acton, as a daily 207-Central Line commuter) must be massively augmented to cope with the displacement of passengers using the 207 (for example) to get to the station (and frankly both those routes, particularly the 266 need a general upgrade, the reliability and frequencies on weekends can be shocking, and crowding is endemic)I call on local community, business and political organisations, as well as individuals, the local authority and the press to join with me in calling for a rethink, and certainly for the best possible alternatives for the travelling public if the closure must go ahead.  Mayor Livingston and Transport Commissioner Peter Hendy should put the public first and put a halt to this unnecessary closure, we don’t need a new Central Line station; we do need to be able to get to work and home everyday.  I am sure that the vast majority of passengers would be happy with escalator works and the station resembling a building site for a year or more, even if that means forgoing a fancy new station (and I cant believe that the new overground station can’t be built without closing the Central line).The interests of the taxpayers, fare payers and the local community should be TfL’s first priority, and the closure of a major tube station for such a long time is most certainly against these interest.Yours sincerely,Sean Rillo RaczkaActon, W3Cc: local press, local political representatives; chamber of commerce; transport groups

Sean Rillo Raczka ● 6449d8 Comments ● 6415d

Channel 4 documentary searching for local case studies

I am an Assistant Producer working for betty, an independent TV production company that specialises in people-based documentary films and series’. We are currently making a three part documentary series for Channel 4 about the working relationship between builders and their clients and are looking for people who might be interested in getting involved with the filming process.We are looking for homeowners & builders in the Greater London area who have run into problems on a large scale domestic building project and need some help to get it back on track. We will offer the services (for free) of a leading industry expert to work with the homeowners and the builders to help resolve any problems.  The programme is a great opportunity to reach an amicable solution that gets everything running smoothly again for all concerned. The first two episodes reached an agreeable solution for both parties and I am confident that we can do the same for those involved in our final episode. My initial aim is to have an informal chat with the homeowners to determine whether or not the project meets the criteria of the documentary and I will then work on contacting the builder to explain the premise of the series.  Again we have managed to achieve this with our first two episodes and barring disaster we should be able to make it work the third time around.  The filming period is likely to last 2-3 weeks with our industry expert, Jeff Howell, spending 2 days each week at the building location.  Please do get in touch for an informal chat should the above apply to you or alternatively please pass on my contact details to anyone currently experiencing difficulties.  Best wishesFiona Wilson0207 907 0869 / fiona.wilson@betty.co.uk

Fiona Wilson ● 6467d4 Comments ● 6445d

Free Breakfast

For most of us who work in small businesses, finding new customers is a continuing struggle. There’s direct mail, advertising, our own websites, directory entries. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don’t. And yet we tend to ignore something that most of us have heard, more than once: “The best publicity is word of mouth” That’s what the free breakfast is about. I’m part of a local business group that meets weekly, over breakfast. Well over half of my new business comes through ‘word of mouth’ referrals from members of that group. And as a group, we’re always keen to meet other business people in the area. That’s why we’d like to offer to buy you breakfast. By meeting other people, we get the chance to tell them what we do. More importantly, from your point of view, you can tell us what you do. There’s a good chance we’ll know people who can benefit from your services. And you might know people that could become our customers. We think of our networking group as a proactive, structures way to generate word of mouth publicity, and new business. And it works, for us. Would it work for you? The one sure way to find out is to come and have breakfast. We meet every Wednesday morning, at 7.00 am (we’re finished by 8.30) at the Plough and Harrow, 121 King Street, Hammersmith. You’re welcome to come along on any Wednesday morning, but we’d particularly like to meet you early in December. Just email alyson@thesnippet.net to book your place.

Alyson Roach ● 6474d2 Comments ● 6467d

Plans for the town hall now open to the public

I went along to the town hall yesterday to see the proposed plans for the town hall redevelopment. Three companies presented their plans and I understand that the winner will be announced in March next year (more details here: http://www.hammersmithtoday.co.uk/default.asp?section=info&page=concouncil21.htm). There was mention of public consultation through surveys etc but I wonder if the public will be involved in the final decision process. Does anyone know?I can't remember the names of the three companies with the plans, but they are listed as Scheme A, B and C. My own preference is for Scheme B as it was the only proposal to link King Street to the river, with changes to Furnival Gardens to reduce the noise levels from the A4. This company proposed the road at the side of the cinema to be the walkway with a gradual incline starting from King Street and being of bridge height by the time you reach the A4 and then a gradual decline to Furnival Gardens. The plans for Furnival Gardens include terraced/tiered landscaping. Both Schemes A and C keep the subway system.Scheme C was Tesco's developers. As they own the land the cinema is on, this seems to be a conflict of interest and makes me think that the whole exercise is fruitless and that Tesco will win the competition. Does anyone know more on this? Needless to say, this design includes plans for yet another Tesco which will make 4 within walking distance of King Street. Scheme A didn't include any retail names but it did include a building in the front of the Town Hall which I didn't like as the plaza will not be fully open as Lyric Square currently is. I like the idea of an open plaza viewable from King Street as it will attract more visitors to the area. Scheme B proposals showed Waitrose in place of Tesco and on the other side of the plaza (where the careers centre is), they showed Carluccio. I understand from the developers that they have shown the plans to both Waitrose and Carluccio and both have expressed an interest, should they win.I haven't really put any thought into the facade to the new buildings as design is subjective and they all look OK to me. I prefer Scheme B for the following reason:- It is the only plan that recognises the importance of the river and Furnival Gardens to the redevelopment project- It is the only plan that offers an overground walkway over the A4- It recognises the importance of bringing in the right retail outlets to enhance the area. To my mind, a new Tesco has never attracted high profile outlets but I honestly feel that retailers like Waitrose and Carluccio will attract more quality shops to this end of King Street and bring a much needed boost to the Hammersmith shopping experience.I would love to know how others feel about the designs so do go along to the Town Hall and post your views here. If any of the councillors are reading this, I am keen to know what influence Tesco has on the final decision given that they own the land and also how the public will be involved going forwards.Sharon

Sharon Isaac-Upton ● 6479d2 Comments ● 6473d

Cycling on the pavement - new legislation

I was delighted to read the following news story on this site:-----------------------------------------------------------------------------"Councils push forward plans to allow parking attendants to issue tickets"Councils are currently "pushing hard" for the power to stop and issue on-the-spot fines for cyclists who ride on the pavement. According to a report in the Standard, parking attendants could hand out £100 fines to cyclists who are caught riding on pavements. There is already legislation in place which has lead to over 5,000 cyclist receiving on-the-spot fines however, critics claim that the £30 fine is not enough of a disincentive.The London Local Authorities and Transport for London Bill, which will be presented to Parliament next month, states "It is considered that this [£30 fine] is not a serious enough deterrent or punishment in the more serious cases, particularly where the footway is heavily used by pedestrians."A new law is now being considered which would allow each London authority to set their amount for the fine and to allow parking attendants to be the enforcers. The Bill states "It is proposed that powers be given to traffic authorities to set fixed penalties for the offence of cycling on the footway in areas where local authority employees have powers under a community safety accreditation scheme to hand out fixed penalty notices. Different levels could be set for different areas to reflect the seriousness of the offence."----------------------------------------------------------------------------I have been arguing for years that everything should be done to encourage responsible cycling, and, conversely, that every effort should be made to stamp out bad cycling practice. It sounds like the Government is finally taking this issue seriously. I hope the borough's MPs will support this bill.

Edward Noel ● 6508d2 Comments ● 6505d

Win Zinedine Zidane signed top!

Theres only just a few days left to buy your tickets to the one night only event called The WiG GiG!!! at The Chiswick Town Hall on 5th October! Remember this is a TICKET ONLY event, so make sure you secure your ticket beforehand to be sure of entry on the night.Oh and 100% of the ticket price goes to the charity Macmillan Cancer Support, AND you get to be rewarded by winning lots of prizes by playing games like the quiz, bingo and balloon modelling!You can buy your tickets now ONLINE at www.myspace.com/thewiggig or by calling 079 0228 0646, but remember to leave at least two days for postage of your tickets.**SPECIAL DEAL** BUY 4 TIX AND GET 5TH ONE FREE***Otherwise you can donate online at www.justgiving.com/thewiggigLove Chloe xxxMore details below...The WiG GiG!!!is a GAME SHOW ('The Generation Game' stylee) and will involve THREE tasks which will give every one of you (THE AUDIENCE) the golden ticket to winning a FANTASTIC PRIZE and a chance to be in the final!What are the prizes?We have an array of amazing prizes that keep coming such as:Signed France Football shirt by Zinedine ZidaneA personal haircut and colour consultation by Trevor Sorbie himself!Signed boot and shirt by Argentinas Lionel Messi£250 sweater donated by Vivienne Westwood!£80 dinner voucher at Sam Brasserie and Bar!£50 worth of vouchers for Boden!Janet Reger Silk Underwear worth £55! Liz Earle Cosmetics worth £45And other such prizes donated by Topshop/Topman, GAME, Elemis, Nivea, Boden, L'Occitane, Wella, Soap and Glory, Hawaiian Tropic, Jelly Pong Pong!              Not forgetting RARE and ORIGINAL signed items from Lord Attenborough, Miranda Hart, James Cracknell and Michael Palin! With more prizes to come...What if I don't win?You can bag a goodie bag on the night if you are the first 50 people who books and pays for tickets! There are also some fabulous stalls selling cushions and other homewares and some wicked hats and bags and fancy dress and WIGS!!! thanks to www.brunotriplet.com, www.sakuradesigns.co.uk, www.worldoffancydress.comWho will be there?200 audience members, and special guests such as James Cracknell (2 times Olympic Gold Medal Winner)Ewen Macintosh (Keith from The Office)Makosi Musambasi (Big Brother 6) Caroline Monk (Agony Aunt from Closer Magazine and former cancer sufferer who is setting up her own charity called Caroline Campaign which gives cancer sufferers a glamorous make over) and most recently Tom Keane who is our SPECIAL GUEST auctioneer from BBC Cash in the Attic!What do I need to do?You will need to come with your ticket and dressed in your best wig (fashioned by you) and if you win enough points to qualify into the final, you will get the chance to prove that you have what it takes in your most original wig, to become THE BIG WIG OF 2007!!! Tickets ARE now ON SALE NOW at £25!!! **SPECIAL DEAL - Buy 4 tickets AND get the 5th one free!!**BUY NOW at www.myspace.com/thewiggigRemember, this is a TICKET ONLY event, so make sure you buy your tickets in time! Are YOU the BiG WiG??? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Forum Home

Chloe Haywood ● 6535d0 Comments ● 6535d

Only a few days left to buy your tickets to AMAZING event in Chiswick!!

Theres only just a few days left to buy your tickets to the one night only event called The WiG GiG!!! at The Chiswick Town Hall on 5th October! Remember this is a TICKET ONLY event, so make sure you secure your ticket beforehand to be sure of entry on the night. Oh and 100% of the ticket price goes to the charity Macmillan Cancer Support, AND you get to be rewarded by winning lots of prizes by playing games like the quiz, bingo and balloon modelling! You can buy your tickets now ONLINE at www.myspace.com/thewiggig or by calling 079 0228 0646, but remember to leave at least two days for postage of your tickets. **SPECIAL DEAL** BUY 4 TIX AND GET 5TH ONE FREE*** Otherwise you can donate online at www.justgiving.com/thewiggig Love Chloe xxx More details below... The WiG GiG!!! is a GAME SHOW ('The Generation Game' stylee) and will involve THREE tasks which will give every one of you (THE AUDIENCE) the golden ticket to winning a FANTASTIC PRIZE and a chance to be in the final! What are the prizes?We have an array of amazing prizes that keep coming such as: Signed France Football shirt by Zinedine ZidaneA personal haircut and colour consultation by Trevor Sorbie himself!Signed boot and shirt by Argentinas Lionel Messi£250 sweater donated by Vivienne Westwood!£80 dinner voucher at Sam Brasserie and Bar!£50 worth of vouchers for Boden!Janet Reger Silk Underwear worth £55! Liz Earle Cosmetics worth £45 And other such prizes donated by Topshop/Topman, GAME, Elemis, Nivea, Boden, L'Occitane, Wella, Soap and Glory, Hawaiian Tropic, Jelly Pong Pong!              Not forgetting RARE and ORIGINAL signed items from Lord Attenborough, Miranda Hart, James Cracknell and Michael Palin! With more prizes to come... What if I don't win?You can bag a goodie bag on the night if you are the first 50 people who books and pays for tickets! There are also some fabulous stalls selling cushions and other homewares and some wicked hats and bags and fancy dress and WIGS!!! thanks to www.brunotriplet.com, www.sakuradesigns.co.uk, www.worldoffancydress.com Who will be there?200 audience members, and special guests such as James Cracknell (2 times Olympic Gold Medal Winner)Ewen Macintosh (Keith from The Office)Makosi Musambasi (Big Brother 6) Caroline Monk (Agony Aunt from Closer Magazine and former cancer sufferer who is setting up her own charity called Caroline Campaign which gives cancer sufferers a glamorous make over) and most recently Tom Keane who is our SPECIAL GUEST auctioneer from BBC Cash in the Attic! What do I need to do?You will need to come with your ticket and dressed in your best wig (fashioned by you) and if you win enough points to qualify into the final, you will get the chance to prove that you have what it takes in your most original wig, to become THE BIG WIG OF 2007!!! Tickets ARE now ON SALE NOW at £25!!! **SPECIAL DEAL - Buy 4 tickets AND get the 5th one free!!**BUY NOW at www.myspace.com/thewiggig Remember, this is a TICKET ONLY event, so make sure you buy your tickets in time! Are YOU the BiG WiG???

Chloe Haywood ● 6535d0 Comments ● 6535d

Experiencing problems on a domestic building project?  C4 documentary wants to hear from you...

I am an Assistant Producer working for betty, an independent TV production company that specialises in people-based documentary films and series’. We are currently making a three part documentary series for Channel 4 about the working relationship between builders and their clients and are looking for people who might be interested in getting involved with the filming process.We are looking for homeowners & builders in the Greater London area who have run into problems on a domestic building project and need some help to get it back on track. We will offer the services (for free) of a leading industry expert to work with the homeowners and the builders to help resolve any problems.  The programme is a great opportunity to reach an amicable solution that gets everything running smoothly again for all concerned. The first two episodes reached an agreeable solution for both parties and I am confident that we can do the same for those involved in our final episode. My initial aim is to have an informal chat with the homeowners to determine whether or not the project meets the criteria of the documentary and I will then work on contacting the builder to explain the premise of the series.  Again we have managed to achieve this with our first two episodes and barring disaster we should be able to make it work the third time around.  The filming period is likely to last 2-3 weeks with our industry expert, Jeff Howell, spending 2 days each week at the building location.  Please do get in touch for an informal chat should the above apply to you or alternatively please pass on my contact details to anyone currently experiencing difficulties.  Best wishesFiona Wilson0207 907 0869 / fiona.wilson@betty.co.uk

Fiona Wilson ● 6546d0 Comments ● 6546d

Latest Fraudelent E-mail Scam

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John Kennedy ● 6621d2 Comments ● 6619d

Parking consultation for Zone A

If any of you live in a Zone A area and received the Parking Consultation leaflet today, I would welcome your views.During the last consultation back in 1998, I remember feeling that the way the questions were put to us could only result in the council getting the answer it wants rather than really getting our views. This time, there is at least the space to make open comments bit I still feel that the questions are somewhat skewed.The council is proposing to increase the hourly pay and display tariff to £2.40 but if residents purchase a SMART Visitor Permit (similar to an Oyster Card which charges against your credit/debit card), they get a discounted rate of £1.50. The hourly rate is currently £1.60 which my visitor funds, and the control hours are Mon-Sat 8.30-6.30.Under the proposed scheme, the SMART permit rate is only 10p cheaper per hour than the current hourly rate. However the likelihood of me getting this back from my visitors is nil as a) I would be too embarrassed to ask and b) they may not have the right money. As a SMART permit holder, it would be my responsibility to phone to activate the card and then to remember to phone again when my visitor leaves otherwise I could be charged more than necessary. Given this, I would therefore not purchase a SMART card but if the scheme goes ahead (as is likely to given the way the questions were asked), the hourly tariff for visitors will increase by 80p.How do others view this consultation?

Sharon Isaac-Upton ● 6687d5 Comments ● 6676d

Council 'only tows away more expensive cars'?

Interesting item from the Evening Standard web site. Good on the Council I say.***********Council 'only tows away more expensive cars'A council has been accused of towing away expensive cars that are illegally parked while allowing the drivers of old and battered vehicles to escape with just a ticket.Two company directors claim Hammersmith & Fulham is running a two-tier system after their vehicles were ticketed within eight minutes of each other in the same street.A Range Rover belonging to Matthew Steeples was towed away, forcing him to pay £150 to retrieve it on top of the £50 fixed penalty fine. But his friend Ed Rigg was only given a parking ticket for his ageing Vauxhall Astra delivery van.Ed rigg with his unwanted Vauxhall Astra and Matthew Steeples with his Range Rover, which was towed awayMr Steeples said that a parking enforcement officer at the council's pound told him: "We always take the more expensive car as we know they'll pay up."People with old vehicles aren't worth bothering about as they won't pay to get them back."Mr Steeples, 26, who runs a drinks firm, said: "The man on duty at the pound was quite open about it when I asked why my car had been towed but not Ed's van."He was being serious. They do not want to have to crush the cars that go unclaimed. I think it is disgraceful because it is double standards and discriminates against anyone with a nice car."They should either have removed both our cars or given us each a £50 ticket."Everyone knows the people who work in this industry can be pretty obnoxious anyway but this really did add insult to injury."Mr Steeples, from Chelsea, added: "The man refused to give his name but I have a witness who heard him admit it. Whatever the council may say officially, this is obviously the way they operate in practice. They admitted it themselves."The two men, who had arranged to meet for a drink, parked in Farm Lane, Fulham, at 6.45pm on 22 March.The pair, who claimed they thought parking restrictions were not in force in the residential area after 6.30pm, left their vehicles 55 yards apart on the same stretch of yellow line.When they returned an hour later, Mr Steeples's Range Rover had been towed away. He later discovered it had been ticketed at 7.17pm. Mr Rigg's van was still there, with a ticket timed at 7.25pm.Mr Rigg, 27, from Dulwich, who also runs a drinks firm, said: "I was happy that I did not have to pay as much as Matthew but it is clearly not a sensible or fair policy."I am a white-van man of sorts and my vehicle is about eight years old. But I need it for deliveries and I would have paid to get it back."Parking is a nightmare in Fulham but you expect the rules to be enforced equally at least."Illyana Reeves, a spokeswoman for Hammersmith & Fulham parking services, denied the council singles out expensive vehicles.She said: "That should not have been said to Mr Steeples. It is untrue."What normally happens is that we have got very few tow trucks. One truck arrives and takes a vehicle and then they will come back for the next one if there is not a second truck available."But sometimes the owner of the vehicle comes back before the tow truck returns."http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23391533-details/The+council+that+'only+bothers+towing+away+expensive+cars'/article.do

Ellen Kearney ● 6697d1 Comments ● 6685d

H&F Council's Budget Update

We had a chance to review the budget last night (Wednesday 24th Jan) at the Council’s value for Money Scrutiny Panel. The Council is looking to save £34 Million from its £180 million budget. I appreciate that people will have very different views on the budget priorities for our borough – which is fair enough – but I think it’s healthy for our local democracy for people to actually see what happens with their money. I’ve listed the budget highlights below. The budget papers are also available via the Council’s website.• Raise meals-on-wheels charges to the elderly by £200.75 per person, per annum • Cut £1.4 million by tightening criteria for the elderly and sick to get home help and restructure the service• Cut £915, 000 from street cleaning and refuse collection service• Cut £317, 000 from the play and youth services• Cut £150, 000 from Occupational Therapy Service making it harder for low-income, elderly and sick people to have their homes adapted to suit their disabilities• Cut £223, 000 from the vulnerable children's budget• Cut £530, 000 by closing mental health day-care facilities• Cut £325, 000 libraries and archives • Raise £300, 000 from parking• Cut £100, 000 reducing staff that process homeless people onto the housing register• Cut £100k used for school improvement and achievement• Cut £30, 000 to reduce storage facilities for homeless families to keep their belongings• Raise £436, 000 from advertising • Raise £150, 000 by lobbing the Home Office and ensuring the deportation of 25 asylum seeker children, currently in the Council’s care• Cut £505 from housing homeless families in temporary accomodation• Cut £200, 000 in grants to bring private sector homes up to standard• Cut £50, 000 from theatresLast night, the Finance Director and the Leader of the Council confirmed that they want to recycle monies raised from selling land off into repaying balances and reducing debt. Interestingly three of the sites they are considering selling off are currently occupied by schools. The Council has already published a notice to close Hurlingham and Chelsea Secondary School (one of the best improving schools in the country) and they're looking at closing two primary schools. The Administration was well aware of the political implications of confirming that they want to sell the school's land to private property developers (which have an estimated value of around £70m to £100 million) and so they would only say that it was a “consideration”. My advice is, watch this space as it will happen.You’ll recall that H&F cut 3% off the council tax this year. That’s equal to £27 of a band D bill and was partly achieved by taking £1.1 million from balances – which the Council hopes to repay through land sales.

Stephen Cowan ● 6775d23 Comments ● 6722d

Donkey story

A young man named Gordon bought a donkey from an old farmer for £100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day, but when the farmer drove up he said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news... the donkey is on my truck, but unfortunately he's dead." Gordon replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "I can't do that, because I've spent it already." Gordon said, "OK then, well just unload the donkey anyway." The farmer asked, "What are you going to do with him?" Gordon answered, "I'm going to raffle him off." To which the farmer exclaimed, "Surely you can't raffle off a dead donkey!" But Gordon, with a wicked smile on his face said, "Of course I can, you watch me. I just won't bother to tell anybody that he's dead." A month later the farmer met up with Gordon and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Gordon said, "I raffled him off, sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece, and made a huge, fat profit!!" Totally amazed, the farmer asked, "Didn't anyone complain that you had stolen their money because you lied about the donkey being dead?" To which Gordon replied, "The only guy who found out about the donkey being dead was the raffle winner when he came to claim his prize. So I gave him his £2 raffle ticket money back plus an extra £200, which as you know is double the going rate for a donkey, so he thought I was a great guy!!" Gordon grew up and eventually became the Chancellor of the Exchequer, and no matter how many times he lied, or how much money he stole from the British voters, as long as he gave them back some of the stolen money, most of them, unfortunately, still thought he was a great guy. The moral of this story is , if you think Gordon is about to play fair and do something for the everyday people of the country for once in his miserable, lying life, think again my friend, because you'll be better off flogging a dead donkey!

Colin Murphy ● 6728d0 Comments ● 6728d

Price Hike in Parking Fines to £120

Local parking fines will rise from £80 to £120 following the intervention of a Hammersmith and Fulham Councillor. Councillor Nick Botterill (Con), the Deputy Leader of Hammersmith and Fulham Council intervened in a London wide meeting to argue for increased rates of parking fines. The decision was made at the Conservative controlled London Councils - a body which represents all thirty three Councils in the Capital. The minutes of the meeting on 8th December show that Councillor Botterill objected when the meeting agreed to have an £80 fine for not displaying a ticket in a parking bay. Instead, Councillor Botterill argued for an increase to £120 and the meeting agreed to go with his recommended 50% hike in charges. The new charges will kick in from July. The funds raised from parking fines contribute directly to the Council's finances. Any increases are a means of raising extra funds for the local Council.Labour’s Cllr. Mike Cartwright raised the issue with his Tory opposite number at the last Council meeting and commented “At least Councillor Botterill had the good grace to look embarrassed when I raised this with him. Local people are genuinely shocked when they find out that it is one of our borough’s elected representatives who pushed through this massive increase in parking fines. He must have thought that nobody would go through the minutes of the meeting and that he would get away with it. He hasn’t”.

Stephen Cowan ● 6745d8 Comments ● 6728d

Council Tax Cut by 3% this year

I tried to post this earlier, so forgive me if it comes up twice"Tax cutting council bucks national trendAs council tax bills continue to soar across the country one London council is leading the way in cutting bills and providing top class front line services.Hammersmith & Fulham residents are set to see their council tax bills go down for the first time in over a decade. The council is proposing a 3 per cent council tax cut which is expected to be the biggest council tax drop in London – maybe the whole country.On average council tax has risen by 86 per cent in the last decade with taxpayers now braced for another round of hefty hikes. Londoners have seen their bills increase more quickly than any other tax since 1997 placing a huge burden on everyone, not least pensioners, the less well off and those on fixed incomes. The Mayor of London has also just announced a double whammy of huge fare rises on buses and the tube as well has his annual increase in his share of the bill.But in Hammersmith & Fulham the burden is being lifted with a lighter tax take and more cash for key front line services like schools and in cracking down on crime.Cllr Stephen Greenhalgh, Hammersmith & Fulham Council leader, says, “This is the first budget since the May 2006 election and we are combining lower tax with more cash for things that matter to residents. The council is pumping in £1.5million over two years to pay for round the clock beat policing in our town centres as well as spending more on schools and providing free homecare for our most vulnerable residents.”“We were elected to cut council tax bills and deliver better front line services and this is what our first budget does. While other councils are piling more tax on their residents we are reversing that trend and turning back the clock so that our council tax is now at 2004 levels. That's got to be great news for everyone, particularly for our pensioners and those on low incomes.”Across the 32 boroughs and the City of London the average local tax burden has soared by 86 per cent since 1996-97, about twice the rate pay has gone up, so, as Councillor Greenhalgh explains, tax cuts are possible without affecting front line services. Councillor Greenhalgh continues, "Delivering on our council tax promises means cutting waste and bureaucracy and looking to the market to see if services can be delivered more efficiently. We are not ideologically wedded to privatisation but surely it is prudent for in house services to be forced to compete with private contractors to see if the same, or even better, services can be delivered more efficiently.”Matthew Elliott, Chief Executive of the Taxpayers’ Alliance says, “Council tax has doubled in ten years and some people now think annual increases are inevitable.  So it’s good news for taxpayers in Hammersmith & Fulham that the council is leading the way with a good cut that will start giving pensioners and hardworking families more of their own money to spend on their own priorities. We hope this starts a trend across London.”Hammersmith & Fulham’s cut comes as other councils are moving in the other direction, piling the pressure on their taxpayers and struggling to keep rises below the government imposed ceiling of 5 per cent. And it’s not just inefficient councils that taxpayers should be frightened of.“It’s true that the Mayor of London’s hike, in his share of the bill, will eat into a large part of the savings we have made,” continues Cllr Greenhalgh. “We have no control over what he does and although we have highlighted our concerns to him in the strongest possible terms – he just doesn’t seem to care.”The budget report, which proposes the tax cuts, will be examined in a series of public scrutiny meetings early in the New Year before going to full council for final approval on February 28.Cllr Greenhalgh concludes, “This budget is a good start, but it is only the beginning. Providing value for money drives everything we are doing to transform the town hall. We will be one of the only councils in the country to cut council tax this year and the benefits will be felt by everyone when lighter bills drop through their doors.“It is important that people understand these tax cuts are not at the expense of frontline services. We are cutting council waste, red tape and bureaucracy and, as councils like our neighbours Wandsworth have proved, it is possible to have excellent frontline services and low council tax. “Residents should compare our efficiency to the Mayor of London’s tax escalator which will once again go up in 2007/8. He is going to hammer taxpayers with an increase of well over 5 per cent as well as clobbering commuters with a 33 per cent hike.”

Mark Loveday ● 6792d40 Comments ● 6737d

H&F Council’s Budget Sham

It is astonishing that local Tories claim to have delivered their reduction in council tax off the back of efficiency savings. They have, in fact, introduced £multi-million cuts in services, taken over £1 million out of the Council’s savings and failed to invest in Labour’s plan to give the five wards with the highest crime 24/7 police squads. If you consider that £600k equals 1% off Council tax in H&F, then it is easy to work out how the Tories have made the cut – equivalent to £27 off a Band D bill.Since the May elections, the Tories have announced the closure of Hurlingham and Chelsea secondary school, have slashed the home help and meals-on wheels services, cut street cleaning to the tune of £500k and introduced a range of new charges, such as increasing burial cost for local people by almost 50%. The Tory Council has cancelled 500 affordable homes, virtually closed down the low-cost house-building programme and is cutting funding to the voluntary sector and the arts. We know that the Tory Administration are considering closing up to two more primary schools and are looking at selling off Council housing on the open market.Just before Christmas, the Government generously awarded £3.6 million more to Hammersmith & Fulham than anyone expected in its financial settlement. That is enough for a 6% cut to local council tax. Labour wants to know why the Tory council has not made this cut and why it has failed to make the investment in fighting crime. Indeed, their priorities seem very odd with the Council spending £1 million to introduce blue signs, blue carpets, blue paint, new propaganda and a new blue council logo.Following the Council elections last May, the Labour Opposition made a public promise to the new Tory Administration. We told them that we understood that the next Council elections will not be until 2010 and if in the meantime they could deliver better services and lower Council tax then we would vote with them. Despite our commitment to work with them, this Tory Administration has unleashed one of the most hard-nosed cuts programmes in the UK.Labour believes that there is room for reductions in Council tax but that this should come from making the Council more effective. The Council should cut waste and not take the bureaucrats' easy option of cutting services.These are proving dark days for many people in our borough with children, the elderly, the low waged, the homeless and the vulnerable all targeted for cuts - people least likely to kick up a fuss. To be fair to the Administration; they are Tories and that is what they do. So why try to make out that they are not cutting services when it is plain for all to see they are?  Maybe, after so many years in the political wilderness they are still too nervous to admit that Hammersmith & Fulham Tories are a group of very old-fashioned Thatcherite Conservatives.Cllr. Stephen CowanLeader of the Labour Group

Stephen Cowan ● 6784d